my mother just said this.
if you have a boyfriend that meets all these criteria, i wont bother you anymore.

1. HONESTY is the best policy.

2. NO smoking.

3. doesnt ride a BIKE???? [what the hell!]

4. treat me well.

5. and i dont know what rubbish more.

after she finish all her requirements, i told her. then i can remind single forever. whalao. where got guys like that now? i dont want nerds. i am sorry. someone, find me one.